So...the man on the phone apologized for the pain I've been in. It was weird because I didn't even mention that I was hurting! I asked him how he knew about it, and he explained that some scientists he'd spoken with explained that it was a strong possibility. He said it hard enough to enable me to feel in the first place and that there were bound to be a few bugs in my wiring since I'm just a prototype.
Still, even with all my malfunctions, they want me on the front lines. After all, a complex machine like myself has to be good for something. But...but...I don't want to be a war android, damn it! Can't I just continue to live a peaceful existence? Screw the American government! I'm going to Japan to open a coffee shop! You can't stop me!














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Chrandrew.com
But seriously, you've got a delightfully twisted style.
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I <3 ~EarwigOfJustice
~I stalk =badpirate~
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So, I'm watching everybody, but I care mostly about me. So, I'm watching and thinking, "Good, Jeff. That's nice, Jeff. Yes, Jeff, go for it. Oh, YES, Jeff.
Jeff Goldblum
All the Best,
-CJB
All the Best!
-CJB
Thanks for the
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Crooty
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And thus, the Earwig Of Justice has spoken!
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~I stalk =musachan~
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....as scary as bees, with the heads of raccoons!
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